![]() Seven Not as much of a jerk as he could have been. Again, polyamory is a thing, but in this case it feels like you might just be a side character among the rotating cast of Valeria's dazzling life. Valeria feels like she doesn't want to be tied down by anything, and is after more out of life than any one person could satisfy. Though a romance with her is appealing, you'd be constantly anxious you aren't enough to keep her interested, especially once the initial excitement dies down. The main problem is that it's hard to tell if you're actually special to Valeria. Valeria is the confident, magnetic one who respects people over nonsensical rules, and always makes whoever she's talking to feel like they're just as interesting as her. Not the popular one who has Homecoming Queen in the bag, or the delinquent who skips class and smokes behind the toilet block. A rebellious artist, she's the cool girl at school who everyone wants to hang out with on weekends. Valeria is an adventure in human (and dagger) form. Valeria Fun and exciting, but probably not a long-term relationship. It's nice having Pocket around, but he can't really compare to a human. This cat provides all the pressure of a social interaction with a fraction of the reward, which isn't a great trade-off. ![]() It often feels like you're left to guess what he wants from you, even though his comforting level of cognitive awareness skirts the realm of the uncanny valley. Pocket isn't the most scintillating conversational partner. But he does have a natural advantage in that he is a warm, soft fluffball by design. He isn't an overly affectionate feline, shunning attempts to pet him until he gets to know you better. It's difficult to rate Pocket against Boyfriend Dungeon's other weapons, because he is a cat and thus cannot be measured by typical relationship evaluation metrics. They're living in a completely different world, while I want my partner here with me. Spending time with Rowan feels confusing and off-putting, like neither of you are ever really connecting or understanding each other. This reclusive mystic lives life according to their own rhythm, which is fair enough, but it does make it difficult to vibe with them. They also refer to their phone as a "black prism," which is irritatingly pretentious enough to offset any goodwill they garnered by not being straight-up garbage. For example, while I am terminally online, Rowan has all the tech savvy of a 87-year-old retiree whose greatest passion is antiquing. Rowan and I don't have many intersecting interests, which makes a romance a bit more difficult. Rowan I cannot live in Rowan's parallel reality. Sawyer is a walking disaster and not in a cute way - not at all a partner you could rely on. But if you lack the initiative to google, the awareness to know that you did not invent cooking, and the common sense to refrain from spiking someone's food with cough syrup, then I'm sorry, but we can't hang. Like fine, I know that everyone has gaps in their education somewhere. #Boyfriend dungeon dateable characters how to#They're a broke college student who uses you to cheat on exams and can't even figure out how to boil an egg. Sawyer Congratulations, you've just adopted a child.ĭon't get me wrong, Sawyer is a nice enough person and seems to mean well. He's a pile of trash that you keep digging into thinking you'll unearth some secret treasure, only to find that the deeper layers are just even more trash. The dude has absolutely nothing going for him aside from being physically fit - he isn't even good at his job, which isn't the mark of a good (or bad) person, but it would at least be something. ![]() Sunder is a secretive, emotionally unavailable fuckboi who clearly only wanted me for my body. When Sunder was caught, he was primarily just sorry I found out. Yes, I was also seeing other swords, but at the same time I didn't deliberately hide it and lie about it. Polyamory is only polyamory if everyone knows about it otherwise it's just cheating. In ascending order, here's our ranking of Boyfriend Dungeon's potential paramours.īeware: There will be spoilers. However, while the game does give you the luxury of choice, not all blades are equal, and some dueling partners are better left in their sheaths. Boyfriend Dungeon even allows for more platonic relationships, if none of the available weapons whet your stone. ![]() The unique indie game's cast of dateable bae-blades is relatively diverse, giving players a variety of romanceable options to suit different inclinations. This is especially the case in Boyfriend Dungeon, a new dungeon crawler/ dating sim in which you date swords that transform into humans. Love is a battlefield, so it's important to choose your weapon carefully. ![]()
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